Black-cover Book Fanatic Gifts

'I only collect the black-cover books.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Victor Hugo

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Bring out yer books!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The World's Biggest Book Club

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

The Beard in the Stone