Bonus Seizer Gifts

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Your bonus as promised.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'