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'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

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"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

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'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'Your bonus as promised.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

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'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

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'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

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'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'