Bonus Bagger Gifts

'What - you again won the 'Greediest Banker of the Month' - award?? Honey, I'm so proud of you!!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Your bonus as promised.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'