Peak Bagger Gifts

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

It feels good to be first...

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Everest summit queue...

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

You are here.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

Loud Mouth Bass.

'Need any help with packing?'

'Go check on Chad. He either tore some ligaments, or his 48-hour life span just ended.'

Man Reaches Summit of Mountain And Discovers Ladder

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

"He's a new bagger from the supermarket. He's really conscientious!"

'Would you like Paper of Plastic?'

'What - you again won the 'Greediest Banker of the Month' - award?? Honey, I'm so proud of you!!'

Mt. Everest rubbish bin...