Bone Puns Expert Pillows

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Do it yourself books.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Tinnitus.

"No conifering, please."

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

Global Warming.

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'Locusts?'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

Taken Out At The Ballgame

Goodminton!

'This is amazing. Most of his bones are porous, with the exception of his skull, which is thick as a brick.'

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

"You're a laugh a minute Bob-that's not enough!"

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made worse by all the rain in York..."

'The good news is that you're no longer running a fever.'