Bone Burying Aficionados Gifts

Dog buries bone.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Bones

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'