Bonding Time Pillows

'Hi Dad, just wondered what you were watching on your TV.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

D.I.Y with dad.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

Two breasts: No waiting

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

'I'm not surprised we have to wait so long. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a worm.'

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

"Baldo, today I'm teaching you how to replace a water trap."

Family crossing - boy thumbing a ride.