Bonding Buff Pillows

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

D.I.Y with dad.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

Appointments and Disappointments

'Very funny!'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'The buildings are merging.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"Sorry, I can't explain why, when interest rates rise, bond prices fall."

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"