Bonding Experiences Lover Pillows

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

D.I.Y with dad.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

Christmas reunions!

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

A Close Call

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

'I'm not surprised we have to wait so long. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a worm.'

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."

Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.