Bonding Moments Pillows

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

D.I.Y with dad.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

Two breasts: No waiting

'I'm not surprised we have to wait so long. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a worm.'

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

"Baldo, today I'm teaching you how to replace a water trap."

Family crossing - boy thumbing a ride.

"You're not seeing anybody, Larry, so how do you know you're still straight?"