"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."
Boiler Technician Gifts
Searching for a gift that honors your boiler technician? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items perfect for professionals who keep the heating running smoothly. Show your appreciation with a clever mug, a cozy pillow, or a stylish print that celebrates their essential work.
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
The Computer Bore
Jack of all trades
"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
Early cyborg.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself
The Not-So Smart Meter
'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'
Congratulations on your retirement!
'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''
High speed cinder block
STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer
"And this is one of our most poular models..."
Battery Lighthouse
Electronics: Nooks/Crannies
'Let's call him lucky!'
'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'
'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'
"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."
Snake in the grass...
'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.
"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'
"Now I'm just cleaning up."
'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'
US Energy Needs.
"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."
Fixing the TV.
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
Boiler Technician Gifts Collection
Boiler Technician Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for boiler technicians—featuring clever slogans and humorous designs that make every coffee break a smile.
Boiler Technician Pillows
Discover pillows perfect for boiler technicians—combining comfort with humorous or appreciative designs for their home or workshop.
Boiler Technician Prints
Browse our prints tailored for boiler technicians—adding a touch of personality and pride to their workspace or home decor.
Boiler Technician T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for boiler technicians—designed with fun graphics and witty quotes that showcase their expertise and sense of humor.