Boiler Technician T-Shirts

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

High speed cinder block

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Snake in the grass...

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

US Energy Needs.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Fixing the TV.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'