Boiler Operator T-Shirts

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that filthy thing in here!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Husband bakes a pie

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Snake in the grass...

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

US Energy Needs.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Industrial Beautification van

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

The Procrastinator

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'