Boiler Operator Prints

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that filthy thing in here!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Husband bakes a pie

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Industrial Beautification van

Keystone XL

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

There's no real oil emergency...

"Woo-hoo!"

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."