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"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Thermidor Dali

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'