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"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Thermidor Dali

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque