Bodybuilder In Disguise Gifts

Nurse gives skinny man muscles by testing his blood pressure.

Keep Fit.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

The rock caricature

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Gym Dog

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.