Boat Day Optimist Gifts

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'I hope this isn't just another shipboard romance.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

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Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"Any luck"

You think you're un-sinkable. Then, you hit an iceburg!

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Man fishing from his boat on one side while all the fish dance on the other side

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

Giraffe Sailing

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

"This boat is aptly named."

'There goes Tokyo.'

You can stand under my umbrella.

'Maybe if we hurry we can still make it to the boat show.'