Optimistic Paddlers Gifts

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Canoes

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

"First time paddleboarding?"

'We're projecting growth in the third year, but unfortunately, we'll be out of business by then.'

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'