Boardroom Debater Gifts

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'It's lonely at the top unless you count lawyers.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

Businessman at the deep end.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"