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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The adoration of the gels.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Zeus's Caddy

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Snooker.

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Big cheese

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

Chav a Merry Christmas

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"Think fast!"