'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'
Blunt Title Lover Gifts
For those who appreciate honest humor and directness, our gifts for blunt title lovers make a bold statement. Perfect for fans of witty, no-nonsense humor, these products add a touch of sarcasm or straightforwardness to everyday items. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints, these gifts are bound to spark smiles and conversations. Find just the right thing to match their no-nonsense personality and sense of humor that cuts to the chase.
The adoration of the gels.
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'
Zeus's Caddy
'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'
"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."
"This city is becoming unlivable."
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."
"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."
"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."
"God help us, it's that guy."
'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'
'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'
Snooker.
'I got an 'A' in munitions.'
'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'
'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'
"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."
"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"
'I don't 'do' chewing!'
"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"
"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"
When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.
Big cheese
'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'
Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.
'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'
'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."
'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'
"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"
"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."
Efficiency Expert Greeting
Chav a Merry Christmas
Blunt Title Lover Gifts Collection
Blunt Title Lover Mugs
Looking for more witty and blunt-themed gifts? Check out our collection of mugs designed for blunt title lovers.
Blunt Title Lover Pillows
Spruce up their space with pillows featuring candid messages—visit our collection for more blunt humor.
Blunt Title Lover Prints
Decorate with prints that make a bold statement—browse our selection of blunt title lover-inspired artwork.
Blunt Title Lover T-Shirts
Find the perfect tee that captures the blunt attitude—explore our range of humorous and straightforward t-shirts.