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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

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"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Big cheese

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Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

Guest Houses.

'You always get one!'

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

Terrainspotters.

"I was promoted from customer care executive to senior master customer care executive. That means 12 more letters."