Quirky Title Enthusiast Mugs

Rhonda P. Clewson- Cat Person

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'What's wrong with you?'

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

Circus News

Big cheese

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

Guest Houses.

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

'You always get one!'

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

Terrainspotters.