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Bug hanging up stockings

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'How does this one feel?'

Christmas Cow.

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

The invention of baseball.

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

No atheists in Heaven.

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Things get heated at the outing.

Santa Claus

"More Château de Costco?"

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

'How do I know you're legit?'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

What is an expert?

'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

"Guess who got into Hotchkiss!"

Door-to-Door Agnostic

"My left elbow hurts...that means it's going to snow!"

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

"If telling the truth was easy everyone would be doing it."

"Ere Flo, do we add VAT to every item?"

'...and I don't suppose there's anybody here who knew someone whose name began with Z who passed on recently?'

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

'I guess Mrs. Wilson wasn't a hypochondriac after all.'

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."

"No, I'm looking for something specific."

Have you hung up your stocking?