Stockings Pillows

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Bug hanging up stockings

A centipede's Christmas stockings

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Will broker deals for food'

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

Christmas Cow.

Blue Stockings - Blue Stockings outraged at another caricature about them in the Charivari

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

Stock market news.

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

"The good news is that the stock market is doing much better."

Surgical Appliance Factory

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

"You're new around here."

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Santa Claus

'Blast these cuts!'

'Stocks dropped on news Greenspan's memoirs will contain no insider trading information...'

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

"My broker gave me this Wall Street rally cap."

Tickle Fight At The OK Corral

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'