Stockings Pillows

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Bug hanging up stockings

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Will broker deals for food'

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

Christmas Cow.

Blue Stockings - Blue Stockings outraged at another caricature about them in the Charivari

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

Stock market news.

"The good news is that the stock market is doing much better."

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Surgical Appliance Factory

"You're new around here."

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'Blast these cuts!'

Santa Claus

'Stocks dropped on news Greenspan's memoirs will contain no insider trading information...'

"My broker gave me this Wall Street rally cap."

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

'What do you mean, I'm not ahead? My account's been open for over five minutes.'