Blue Blood Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Check zombies.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Modern Life Blues

Monster Baseball

Crash Test Dummy Blues

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Pinata Zombies

Born of the Dead

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...

The Walking TED Talk.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Pranking Zombies