Blood Type Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"Mosquitoes just love him."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Fauna Hybrids

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

Dry Blood Humor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

' and what blood group are you ?. Don't tell me , let me guess....'.

"That was the last of the O-negative."

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

Hunting Assault Rifle