Blood Type Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The boss yells at me whenever I try to think outside the box! He's giving you some constrictive criticism!

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Are you familiar with the phrase "demography is destiny"?

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"Janet, please don't disturb now. I'm reading the funnies."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Six

'I'm just spending the morning in bed with the Sunday funnies.'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

More Animal Grammar. Blackbird. Bluebird. Black and blue bird.

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"Bigots!"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

You look like death.

Charlie Brown Float

"What does it mean when someone says, 'I capitulate'?"

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

Superheroes who will never see the light of the comic pages...