Blood Type Connoisseur Prints

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

"Janet, please don't disturb now. I'm reading the funnies."

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

'I'm just spending the morning in bed with the Sunday funnies.'

"Bigots!"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

You look like death.

"What does it mean when someone says, 'I capitulate'?"

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

Superheroes who will never see the light of the comic pages...

Charlie Brown Float