Blood Type Specialist Prints

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Trust Your Doctor

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Niche Marketing

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Dry Blood Humor

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

"A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice and a bigger home."