Blood Type Specialist Gifts

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

Niche Marketing

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

Dry Blood Humor

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.