Blood Type Aficionados Gifts

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

The walking dead

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

Snakes on a Train

Greetings earthling.

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

New Milks

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'OK, OK, quit rushing me.'

Return from a Suburban Party