Blood Type Curious Gifts

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

Dry Blood Humor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

' and what blood group are you ?. Don't tell me , let me guess....'.

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

"That was the last of the O-negative."

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."