Blood Type Buff Gifts

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

' and what blood group are you ?. Don't tell me , let me guess....'.

"They're all good, but I prefer AB negative."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Dry Blood Humor

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"That was the last of the O-negative."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"....and hold the garlic."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Hysterically laughing monster.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

"Lovely weather for it."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

Dr. Acula

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Falls at work.

"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."