Blood Type Fascination Gifts

'... And this is my cellar.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"So what blood group are you?"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

'What do you mean your blood type is mixed?'

Demon at a lift in Hell.

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

Shark in the water polo pool.

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

'The next time you get captured by rabbits, you can pay your own ransom!'

'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'

101 uses of a dead cat: tennis racket

"They're all good, but I prefer AB negative."