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"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'The house wine sir.'

Jewish Deep Thinker

'It may not be the solution you were looking for, but physician-assisted noogies are the best I can legally go.'

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

"I'm home, mom...unwrap me!"

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"

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