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"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

'... And this is my cellar.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Music & Gym'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Museum of Bones

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Dog Love.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Gramaphone Man.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'That's Milly for you...she buries her bones the minute she gets them.'

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