Blood Type Collector Pillows

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

'... And this is my cellar.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dog Love.

Museum of Bones

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Robert Drake

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Gramaphone Man.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'That's Milly for you...she buries her bones the minute she gets them.'

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