Blood Type Trivia Lover Pillows

'What do you mean your blood type is mixed?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"So what blood group are you?"

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

Deep End...Shallow End

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'Thirteen'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

"Oh no! We've lost a competition and now some old, forgotten pop singer from the eighties is going to perform in our living room!"

'Which Louis am I again?'

"They're all good, but I prefer AB negative."

"Mosquitoes just love him."