Blood Types Pillows

"They're all good, but I prefer AB negative."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Dry Blood Humor

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

"If we're going to keep this quite, we'll need a public enquiry."

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Inside County Hall: Lift Max Capacity, 4 persons.

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

' and what blood group are you ?. Don't tell me , let me guess....'.

"That was the last of the O-negative."

Grapes Drinking Blood

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'