Blood Types Pillows

"They're all good, but I prefer AB negative."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Dry Blood Humor

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

"If we're going to keep this quite, we'll need a public enquiry."

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Inside County Hall: Lift Max Capacity, 4 persons.

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

A vein of vampires

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

' and what blood group are you ?. Don't tell me , let me guess....'.

Grapes Drinking Blood

"That was the last of the O-negative."

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was client care?'