Blue Blood Enthusiast Pillows

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Modern Life Blues

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Zombie Problems

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The Zombie Awakes...

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Born of the Dead

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Pranking Zombies

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."