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'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

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'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'I'm with the band.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"We could start a band."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

Dying your hair red at home

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

Saving up for lessons.

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Keith Richards.

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."