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'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

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'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I'm with the band.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"We could start a band."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

Dying your hair red at home

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."