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"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Modern Life Blues

Children's Imagination

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Cockerel sings the blues...

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Nick Cave

Robert Johnson.

"That'll be the day!"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."