Bloodthirsty Hockey Fan Gifts

The vampire...at the game

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

Raging Bull on Ice

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

The Puck Stops Here.

Curling Rocks!

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."