Blood Donor Inside Jokes Gifts

"Yeah, I like that street too! The guy at No 12 has really nice-tasting blood..."

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"So what blood group are you?"

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"I'm afraid someone drank your sample."

'You've got Finklestein's syndrome!' - 'Are you Finklestein?'

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'This is nurse Rochester, if there's anything worrying you she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'Dr. Winslow will be checking your heart. Dr. Briggs will be checking your lungs. And I will be checking your bank account.'

'This is his third operation in two years. I'm putting in a zipper.'

'What's the problem?'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"Is it a sin to think of them as gives and give nots?"

"This is really a hospital with a touch of class. They collect urine samples in champagne glasses."

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

Surgeon has dropped his forceps.

'Sorry, you're not my type.'