Blood Donor Inside Jokes Prints

"Yeah, I like that street too! The guy at No 12 has really nice-tasting blood..."

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"So what blood group are you?"

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'You've got Finklestein's syndrome!' - 'Are you Finklestein?'

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

"I'm afraid someone drank your sample."

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'This is nurse Rochester, if there's anything worrying you she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'Dr. Winslow will be checking your heart. Dr. Briggs will be checking your lungs. And I will be checking your bank account.'

American Red Cross and Pub

'This is his third operation in two years. I'm putting in a zipper.'

'What's the problem?'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

'Perhaps I should clarify. When I told you to drink plenty of fluids...'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Podiatry. If the frostbite was any worse we'd have to amputate. You just barely stayed out of the "toe away" zone!

"This is really a hospital with a touch of class. They collect urine samples in champagne glasses."

"Thanks for being a donor."

"Is it a sin to think of them as gives and give nots?"

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'