Blogging Adventures Pillows

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Ancient Racing

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Baby pram as a tank

Sausages.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Echo Tourism'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Collies Without Borders

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.