Blockhead Humorist Gifts

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

Death model.

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

Convergent Fauna

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"He only creates us because we are easy to draw!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Shop Knock-Off Our Thru Exit.

Landscape with bootsale