Blizzard Bibliophile Gifts

'And I only brought summer reading.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Litterary Dogs.

"So, what are you reading?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Small child checks out a book.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Snow is falling...

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Women who Read Too Much